Apple Pie (the only thing I didn't eat today)

How awesome is America?  Where else on earth can you do the following on a Sunday?  [Cue Lee Greenwald's "I'm proud to be an American."]

Eat (in specific order from morning until present):
Nachos
Vanilla ice cream
Sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit (thank God for answered prayers re: time McDonald's still serves breakfast.  BTW, they now have a revolving, self explanatory menu screen.  When I drove up, there was nary a lunch pic on the menu.  I didn't even have to ask whether they were still offering crack, er McGriddles.  It was all breakfast, sans quarter pounders and Big Macs, in all of Mickey D's greasy breakfast glory; however, we did have a lost in translation moment over whether I wanted a
"coff-a," an  "Oh-jay" or a "McCaffe."  The answer is black coffee.  Just black coffee.)
Hashbrowns
Hot chocolate (2 pouches, one cup.  Not to be confused with two girls, one cup)
Vanilla ice cream (again)
Granola bar
Mixed nuts (one of the most awesome Christmas presents ever)
Chips
Salsa
Guacamole
Tortilla soup
Vanilla ice cream with Hershey's syrup.

While watching marathons of the following:
Basketball wives
Real Housewives
16 and pregnant
Cupcake Wars (kinda pissed I didn't get to eat a cupcake today)

Score: Kim Jong-Il, 120/80
America: 160/100