It's almost time for open-toed shoes. Being that it's ALMOST time for open-toed shoes, I had not closely inspected my toes of late. That is, until I went to pilates today.
I removed my shoes and socks, boarded my mat, inhaled, and did a swan-dive towards my toenails...which I briefly mistook for 10 Fritos scoops.
Maybe that's why my dog tries to lick them?
Am making a pedicure appointment. Stat.
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