9. You are excited about going to bed a 9:30. On a Saturday.
8. You realize that people born in the 90's can vote.
7. And legally buy cigs.
6. The cast of Friends is totally old (Have you see Joey lately?).
5. You realize that you've been on birth control longer than you haven't.
4. Scott Disick reminds you of every "cool guy bully" in every movie you watched growing up.
3. Without realizing what you're listening to, you find yourself humming along to the Christian Rock station on the radio.
2. You have yelled at someone driving on your street to "SLOW DOWN!"
1. You get mail from the AARP. (No clue how I got on that mailing list.)
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