Wednesday, January 27, 2010
You say it's your birthday...
It's my birthday too, biotches!!!! Today I am 29 for the third time. And, as long as I keep using Botox, I should be able to remain looking 25-ish for several more years.
Thanks, Modern Science, for poisonous face-freezing botulism! You are the best! Now, please invent something that shrinks my ass, lifts these 32-year-old A-cups, and removes the long, black hairs from my moles.
BTW, I once had a mole on my stomach that my sister dubbed "the tick." I know, no details necessary. It removed itself during an especially strenuous high school cheerleading practice. It was never found.
I wonder if it's still on the floor of the C.E. Byrd High School gym...
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Happy Birthday friend! Doing anything special for the big day?
ReplyDeletei remember the tick all too well!
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